Kirkpatrick's Twisted Slant - "This blog goes to 11"
These are all the Blogs posted in July, 2005.
Friday, 29
Please, take ME!!!
Have you ever experienced the frustration when the vending machine at work has a kick ass item in one of the slots, but it is behind a crappy option that never gets sold? For instance, let’s say you
Posted By James at 8:27 AM
Thursday, 28
Christian singles groups that meet at Hooters - is that really newsworthy?
I think I have a nimrod for a new newspaper delivery man. On Sunday I got no paper so I reported it missing and then got 2 delivered to my door. Today instead of getting the New York Times, he deliv
Posted By James at 10:00 AM
Wednesday, 27
Not exactly a “Rock n Roll moment”
Since Duran Duran was Megan’s favorite brand growing up and they are experiencing a newfound resurgence as of late, I had taped a concert of theirs on one of our high def channels for her. I watched
Posted By James at 8:31 AM
Tuesday, 26
An ode to the Mac
I know I’m writing to a limited audience with this post, but I can’t let the Red Wings’ letting Darren McCarty go be unspoken about. Darren has been the heart and soul of the Red Wings this past 11 y
Posted By James at 4:57 PM
Satan is a free agent
Yeah, the joke can get old after a while, but after no hockey for a year, I still get a kick out of Miroslav's surname (even though it's pronounced shuh-TAN). Read this article as though they were di
Posted By James at 3:17 PM
I don’t tan; I burn
As I survived another steamy weekend in 200% humidity, my thoughts turned to the true mortal enemy of the northern European descendant – the sun. My skin has always been a lighter shade than most I k
Posted By James at 8:25 AM
Monday, 25
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas came out earlier this year and in this game the user can inflict all sorts of mayhem on unsuspecting victims like battery, carjacking, looting, and other sorts of violen
Posted By James at 9:00 AM
A question for the crowd
This pertains to cell phones versus land lines.

Megan and I are maybe a day or two away from doing 2 things regarding our phone situation:
1 - We have 2 cell phone providers and are not
Posted By James at 10:41 AM
Saturday, 23
More hockey thoughts
In regards to the NHL Player’s Association ratifying the new Collective Bargaining Agreement on Thursday, the more I think about it, while the players are taking a huge hit financially right now, the
Posted By James at 5:14 PM
Friday, 22
The Brick Store Pub
With today being Friday, I figured we can concentrate on good beer. I consider myself very fortunate to be within walking distance of my favorite bar ever. That is a tall statement, seeing that I us
Posted By James at 9:01 AM
Thursday, 21
Harry Potter
Oh to be J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books. For the latest book that just came out last week, 6.9 million books were sold in the first 24 hours. The previous record was 5 million 2
Posted By James at 8:42 AM
Wednesday, 20
An addendum to yesterday’s topic
I should have waited a day to post yesterday’s topic about bumper stickers and assorted paraphernalia on cars and trucks. As I was driving home yesterday, I encountered one of those massive 4x4 truck
Posted By James at 12:41 PM
Hey, look, it's a completely spontaneous moment!
With the popularity of TiVO and all the copycat DVRs, it was inevitable that in addition to being subjected to ads during a program, the ads (for quite some time now) have seeped into the actual progr
Posted By James at 9:00 AM
Tuesday, 19
I hate you, so no; you can't cut in front of me
I’m very curious if I’m in the minority of the following “non-issue” issue. (Geez, this blog is quickly becoming the Seinfeld of blogs – all about nothing but with none of the humor that Seinfeld bro
Posted By James at 8:32 AM
Monday, 18
The largest "bumper sticker" ever
While I stay away from religious themes in this blog, there are certain observations which I encounter that I can talk about that don’t espouse a particular religious point of view, rather they are me
Posted By James at 9:29 AM
Thankful for Life
I had an eye-opening moment yesterday on my way to the airport to pick up my wife. There were 2 rather bad accidents that I encountered on the way there. The first one closed all but one lane and t
Posted By James at 10:21 AM
Friday, 15
Giant what???!!!
Someone didn't think this ad campaign through. I was watching last night's Red Sox/Yankees game at Fenway and the ads behind home plate said "Giant Glass" with some wording below. There was only one
Posted By James at 8:51 AM
The NHL is back
On Wednesday, the NHL and the Players Association finally agreed in principal to a collective bargaining agreement that will end the lockout, pending ratification by both sides next week (which is exp
Posted By James at 9:50 AM
Thursday, 14
Drunken Correspondence
I think we’ve all made the mistake of Drunk Dialing at one point in our life, assuming you like to partake in the reassuring sensation of deadening your brain with the fuzzy embrace of too much alcoho
Posted By James at 7:37 AM
Wednesday, 13
Observations and Clarifications, but no Obfuscations
Having this blog for several months now has made me realize a few things:
1 – The positive response that people have given me privately is very encouraging.
2 – Forcing myself to write Monda
Posted By James at 8:45 AM
Tuesday, 12
At what point do we become monsters?
Lowlifes. Scumbags. Death is too good for the likes of people like them. I have heard reports from my British co-workers (a majority of my development team is based in the U.K.) that the day of the
Posted By James at 9:17 AM
Thanks for the useless info
Most large cities now have signs over the highways which give traffic alerts. Sometimes, these signs actually serve a good purpose such as when there is an Amber Alert or if there’s a huge accident a
Posted By James at 8:48 AM
Monday, 11
Curacao versus Canada in the American classic
Oh brother, now baseball is getting into the “My Country Is Better Than Yours” act with tonight’s Homerun Derby. Instead of the contest being the typical American League versus National League, playe
Posted By James at 9:49 AM
Look at me, I'm a brave reporter
I’m sure we’ve all wondered at some point the past few year about the ludicrousness of sending reporters into the heart of a hurricane to televise the event live. With the exception of interviews wit
Posted By James at 9:02 AM
Baseball, apple pie, and....Yo Quiero Taco Bell?
While the Fan Fest for the All Star Game in Detroit is in full swing, can anyone explain to me how these hats that Taco Bell is giving out are baseball related?

Take me out to the ballgame
Posted By James at 1:23 PM
Friday, 8
Not exactly a Razr-thin margin for Motorola
Listening to an ad on the radio this morning for the Moto Razr phone for $199 got me thinking about how much of a markup cell phones are for their manufacturers and providers. Just a few months ago,
Posted By James at 10:19 AM
Thursday, 7
Sugary goods marketing tie-ins
I try not to fall prey to marketing gimmicks involving food too often, but every once in a while there is something I just can’t resist and the kid in me forces me to impulse buy the product. In the
Posted By James at 8:16 AM
Take my money and then send me home
I had two “firsts” yesterday. We are on the tail end of Tropical Storm Cindy who blew through here last night with 5 inches of rain. Megan and I got to the ballpark about 6 PM (for a 7 PM game start
Posted By James at 8:15 AM
Wednesday, 6
Jackie O No You Didn't
Having just turned the Life Odometer to one third of the way to 99, I’m not the most authoritative source on fashion but I feel the need to comment on a fashion trend that I do not approve of. I’m re
Posted By James at 8:20 AM
Tuesday, 5
The new WTC and airport security
I don’t understand the new design for the Freedom Tower that is supposed to be erected in place of the World Trade Center towers. The original design was rejected because of security concerns and tha
Posted By James at 10:41 AM
Monday, 4
Random thoughts for July 4th...
As I was eating some Doritos with my grilled, beer-soaked Johnsonville brats yesterday (nothing better on a 4th of July weekend than soaking some brats for half a day in beer), my thoughts turned to S
Posted By James at 12:34 PM
Friday, 1
30-Love or Man-Love?
Most morning radio show stunts are retreads of things that originated in larger markets like New York, L.A., and Chicago. When out-of-state friends tell you about a wacky skit that their “morning zoo
Posted By James at 8:49 AM
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