Kirkpatrick's Twisted Slant - "This blog goes to 11"

These are all the Blogs in the Semi-lucid Rants category.

Friday, 16 June, 2006

Pizza Names and Pretty-Boy Painters

On the radio yesterday, someone with a difficult name gave the term to what he used when ordering food for delivery. He referred to it as using his Pizza Name. As anyone who doesn't have a last name

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Posted By James at 11:08 AM

Monday, 12 June, 2006

Monday's random doses

As I was setting my DVR to record last night’s HBO shows, I noticed the title of Sunday’s Deadwood episode was quite possibly one of the best episode titles ever – “Tell Your God To Ready For Blood”.

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Posted By James at 9:49 AM

Friday, 9 June, 2006

Blown up for all to see

Since every TV channel yesterday and every newspaper today are displaying the dead face of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, it reminded me of a very pertinent scene in The People Vs. Larry Flynt. Woody H

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Posted By James at 9:22 AM

Thursday, 8 June, 2006

Room temperature java

Common courtesy. Simple etiquette. Sometimes that’s too much to ask of lazy people. Let’s assume your break room at work contains a three-pot coffee maker. Two pots are on the lower level, with on

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Posted By James at 10:22 AM

Friday, 26 May, 2006

Proud Papa; Proud of a Houston Jury; Not Proud of Atlanta Radio

I need to be either worried or proud and I think I’ll settle for the latter. On a routine trip to the grocery store, Megan and Ally were finishing up their shopping and Megan said to Ally “We need to

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Posted By James at 7:50 AM

Thursday, 25 May, 2006

Jerk Driver du jour

Once again, it amazes me that there aren’t more traffic fatalities when you consider the asinine stuff that you see that people luckily get away with. Let’s set up Stupid Move Of The Day from yesterd

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Posted By James at 9:32 AM

Tuesday, 16 May, 2006

Arrogant license plates

“WEBGOD” - Not exactly a humble license plate to display. I’ve seen WEBGUY and JAVAGUY before but nothing with the word “GOD” attached to the end of it. Nevertheless, this was on someone’s license p

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Posted By James at 10:28 AM

Thursday, 11 May, 2006

Messy Cubes

As someone who keeps a relatively clean desk (you can’t spell “analyst” without “anal”), I’ve never had a “problem cube” or been giving a reminder by my superiors to clean up my work area. When the f

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Posted By James at 10:21 AM

Monday, 8 May, 2006

Mad, Disgusted, and then Hit by Funny

In a free market society, I don’t have a problem with anything people buy that is legal. If it’s your money, spend it on what you want. That’s the beauty of capitalism. There are certain times thou

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Posted By James at 10:07 AM

Wednesday, 26 April, 2006

Do you REALLY want to know who blew that loud fart?

I hesitate to return to bathroom observations but I feel obligated too, since we all visit this area several times a day at work. This isn’t a rant about anything but rather a precautionary measure a

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Posted By James at 11:57 AM

Thursday, 20 April, 2006

Irresponsible books

Today I dip my toe into a religious subject, but only because it affects lives outside of religion. The Purpose Driven Life, written by Rick Warren, got a second life when Ashley Smith suppose

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Posted By James at 10:26 AM

Thursday, 13 April, 2006

Beware of "Free"

I finally had to do it. I have put up with the vastly inferior coffee they serve here at work because it’s free but I had to put an end to me drinking it. Being a black-coffee-only drinker, you can

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Posted By James at 7:38 AM

Wednesday, 12 April, 2006

Would you like falafel with your Double Quarter Pounder?

I came across an interesting article in the New York Times yesterday that I feel compelled to comment on. The story was abou

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Posted By James at 11:22 AM

Friday, 7 April, 2006

Scam or Convenience?

Today has been a busy day but it winds up being good that I didn’t write this until after lunch. Our boss took us to a new restaurant that he really had enjoyed before. It’s a converted gas station

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Posted By James at 2:27 PM

Thursday, 6 April, 2006

"I can't believe you sent (Husband's Name) a joke like that"

I don’t believe I have an adversarial relationship with any significant other of the friends I keep in contact with. But in this day and age where everyone has an email address, I do have one pet pee

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Posted By James at 7:32 AM

Wednesday, 5 April, 2006

Handicapped parking frauds and questionable DVD release policies

Having little faith in most of humanity, I always question the validity of most people’s handicapped stickers/decals. If they have a handicapped symbol on their license plate, I consider it a legit e

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Posted By James at 8:40 AM

Thursday, 30 March, 2006

Park like a jerk and see what happens

I subscribe to the theory of vengeance. To hell with karma; if you do me wrong, I’m not waiting until the next life for you to get your comeuppance. I’m sure this credo will one day wind up with me

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Posted By James at 7:32 AM

Wednesday, 29 March, 2006

Unknown boogers in my cube

It didn’t bother me that much, but something odd just happened at work. I had to make a personal call and went outside to do it. Upon returning to my desk, someone I don’t know was blowing her nose

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Posted By James at 11:00 AM

Tuesday, 28 March, 2006

Unscrupulous Girl Scouts

There are certain institutions that we all still believe are unsusceptible to committing fraud. Nun convents would be a good example. Monasteries are another example of a noble cause run by people y

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Posted By James at 11:07 AM

Thursday, 23 March, 2006

I remember in college when you...

The other day, on a show I listen to online (based in Chicago), one of the sidekicks mentioned how he and Jim Les, the head coach of the Bradley Braves basketball team, used to party hardcore during t

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Posted By James at 7:21 AM

Wednesday, 8 March, 2006

Thanks, Mr. Half-Assed Concrete Man

Maybe it’s a phenomenon mainly occurring in cities or areas with high growth and lots of construction but I am constantly amazed at how many dried chunks of spilled concrete there are on metro Atlanta

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Posted By James at 9:29 AM

Thursday, 2 March, 2006

Appropriate?

Not being a resident of the metro New Orleans area, I found it odd that they’re attempting to have Mardi Gras this past week. I can understand trying to have some semblance of normalcy and since the

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Posted By James at 8:23 AM

Monday, 27 February, 2006

Where Would Jesus Shop?

It always bothered me to no end that you couldn’t buy alcohol on Sunday before 10 AM in the stores in Chicago because I normally would be grocery shopping around that time to beat the Sunday rush. I’

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Posted By James at 11:32 AM

Friday, 24 February, 2006

Stupid quizzes and aptitude tests

I’ve always been amused at how people take “magazine tests” and honestly believe that, based on their answers, they are “Great In The Sack” or they “Might Have An Abusive Boyfriend” or whatever the qu

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Posted By James at 11:41 AM

Thursday, 23 February, 2006

Avoid these two towns at all costs

Someone sent me a link regarding a large road construction project through the Smoky Mountains and it reminded me of an event that happened a few years ago that reminded me why I’m so thankful I’m not

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Posted By James at 7:26 AM

Wednesday, 22 February, 2006

Fake shares and staff reductions

Last week the company that I’m a contractor at had an “All Hands” Meeting with the CEO. While this is a huge multinational company, in the internet world that I’ve been exposed to, a meeting like thi

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Posted By James at 10:07 AM

Thursday, 2 February, 2006

National Anthem

I’m not feeling like going to wikipedia to find out the origin of when the national anthem began being played before the start of every sporting event, but I wonder if pro athletes ever get tired of h

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Posted By James at 9:12 AM

Tuesday, 31 January, 2006

Comcast - The Insanity Never Ends

When George Carlin did his infamous “Seven Dirty Words”, Comcast had not yet become a nationwide monopoly, otherwise he would have added their name to his list and we be talking about the “Eight Dirty

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Posted By James at 8:46 AM

Monday, 30 January, 2006

8:59 to 10:03

While the digital video recorder has changed most TV viewers’ habits, the networks continue to try petty little things that only wind up agitating the public. Something that’s been going on now for a

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Posted By James at 10:05 AM

Thursday, 26 January, 2006

Where do I put my lunch?

Since I normally bring my lunch 3-4 times a week to work, I am well acquainted with every refrigerator at all the places I’ve worked. One thing I’ve confirmed is that regardless as to the ratio of em

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Posted By James at 8:18 AM

Wednesday, 25 January, 2006

Comcast travails, cont.

More updates from the cable saga that hopefully has been resolved now. Even though they had promised to call me back last week when they scheduled a new appointment, no one ever did. Yesterday aroun

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Posted By James at 12:10 PM

Monday, 23 January, 2006

Expired lungs, expired stamps and expired milk

As I’m driving in the pouring rain this morning, I see a Ford Mustang with the window cracked open about 3 inches allowing the smoker to breathe. I can’t speak for others, but if my addiction require

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Posted By James at 12:18 PM

Friday, 20 January, 2006

Oh, you actually WANTED the channels you paid for?

I’ve decided to continue writing about my Comcast travails until they fix my issue with not being able to get the NHL Center Ice channels. Refer to January 11th’s post regarding how this all began.

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Posted By James at 10:01 AM

Friday, 13 January, 2006

Sales - Can't live with 'em, can't hide their hair gel

Oh joy - different company, same results. I have yet to work at a company where the Sales department didn’t get what they want. In this case, it was the QA group’s cubicles, forcing QA to move to an

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Posted By James at 12:30 PM

Thursday, 12 January, 2006

Yawn

I am definitely not a morning person. Never have been, never will be. I’m not a true night owl, as I get pooped out by 2 AM but it is rare when I ever stay up that late anymore, even on the weekends

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Posted By j at 8:10 AM

Wednesday, 11 January, 2006

Fuck Comcast

I almost lost my mind last evening. I have never been as mad at a company I am a customer of as I was last night at Comcast. The policy they have which drove me to almost swear on the phone last nig

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Posted By James at 10:18 AM

Saturday, 24 December, 2005

A drunken post

Several months ago I had brought up the idea of a drunken post. Most who repied thought it would be a good idea. We'll see what you think after I write this hate-filled diatribe.

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Posted By James at 12:22 AM

Wednesday, 21 December, 2005

Today I burn bridges

One thing I have prided myself on in my career is to never burn bridges with previous employers. I have always tried to leave on good terms, even when the conditions or certain people made it tough.

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Posted By James at 11:12 AM

Thursday, 15 December, 2005

Oprah and her unworldly hold on the female population

Let me speak for the male population. I DON’T GET OPRAH. Never have, probably never will. If I may presume, I’m betting that any man who isn’t into willfully putting another man’s cock into one of

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Posted By James at 9:46 AM

Wednesday, 14 December, 2005

A better word is in order

I’m sure someone has made this observation before, but as I was sitting in the waiting room with my daughter at the doctor’s this morning, it amused me that we use the word “practice” for the noun tha

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Posted By James at 1:34 PM

Monday, 12 December, 2005

Food marriages that should be broken up

Imagine if you were driving by the local mall and saw a restaurant that was a combination Red Lobster, Macaroni Grill, and some Chinese restaurant – all under one roof and one menu. That would seem s

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Posted By James at 10:48 AM

Wednesday, 7 December, 2005

A city that was made for GPS owners

I’ve been ranting about the madness of Atlanta roads since I moved down here and it’s time I put it to paper. I used to pride myself on my sense of direction until I moved down here. Growing up in t

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Posted By James at 12:00 PM

Thursday, 1 December, 2005

How dare you talk about my crime-infested, hate-filled hometown

For the most part, I’ve put Detroit out of my mind since I’m 15 years removed from living there, but something mentioned at a wedding the other week brought back some memories. The best man at a wedd

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Posted By James at 7:53 AM

Wednesday, 30 November, 2005

Embrace the Cold

Now that we’re into cooler weather, I am amused at how "what is cold" is completely relative to where you are. Is it condescending for me to laugh at news reports here in Atlanta that say we’re heade

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Posted By James at 10:24 AM

Wednesday, 9 November, 2005

Department of Motor Vehicle Misinformation

Once again, my initial post will be delayed today to comment once again on the useless signs on the highway that tell either outdated, irrelevant, or erroneous

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Posted By James at 11:54 AM

Thursday, 3 November, 2005

35 over the speed limit

It’s become quite evident to me how there are so many accidents that affect rush hour. Now that I have to work an early shift on Thursdays, I’m usually on the road by 5:30 AM. At this time in the mo

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Posted By James at 7:02 AM

Wednesday, 2 November, 2005

Pre-Approved to annoy me

It’s time for Mr. Passive-Aggressive Man to rear his passive-aggressive head. Our credit card company, whom we’ve been a customer for over 10 years, kept on jerking us around with our interest rate s

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Posted By James at 10:34 AM

Monday, 31 October, 2005

Merry Hallowgivmas

Now that it’s Halloween, I’m sure the remaining 10% of malls and general shopping areas that don’t have Christmas decorations up will slather their retail spots with holiday cheer. While my memory fa

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Posted By James at 10:42 AM

Friday, 28 October, 2005

Can you hear me now?

Cell phone etiquette has been discussed ad nauseum but I figured I’d reinforce and refine some unwritten rules that would make me less prone to having violent thoughts when one of these “rules” is bre

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Posted By James at 9:58 AM

Wednesday, 26 October, 2005

More elevator musings

Bill Murray once said in the movie What About Bob that there are 2 types of people in this world – those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t. The same can be said of people and elevator

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Posted By James at 10:12 AM

Thursday, 20 October, 2005

Give me back that hour of sleep

As we head into the last week of Daylight Savings Time, it’s time that I speak out about a bill that was passed this summer which pissed me off immensely, but not for the political reasons you think.

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Posted By James at 6:57 AM

Friday, 14 October, 2005

Cancelled shows - Part 2

The cancelled streak took an ugly turn in 1992 and it made people not want to get concert tickets with me for several years. In addition to the 2 GNR shows that were wiped out, I had 2 additional can

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Posted By James at 8:37 AM

Wednesday, 28 September, 2005

De-foresting Georgia

Metro Atlanta is at it again with one of their harebrained ideas. This one involves the chopping down of trees next to highways. If the trees are within a certain distance of the road (it appears to

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Posted By James at 8:55 AM

Tuesday, 27 September, 2005

Jerks on a power trip

Now that Megan is in grad school, she has to have a parking sticker to be on campus. Since there are actually two stickers that she needs, and both are ugly, we put them on the inside of her rear win

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Posted By James at 9:21 AM

Monday, 19 September, 2005

Monday's thoughts

It could have been the beer in me at the time, but something on the local news on Saturday night made me say out loud to the TV “What the fuck?!?!” The meteorologist had a graphic of the next day’s w

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Posted By James at 9:57 AM

Friday, 16 September, 2005

Delta Delta Delta, Can I not help you, not help you, not help you?

It’s nice to see that over half the nation’s aircraft are operating under bankruptcy protection. While there are legitimate reasons for these companies filing Chapter 11, a lot of blame can be pointe

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Posted By James at 9:29 AM

Friday, 9 September, 2005

6-8 years of college required

When our parents were growing up, having a high school degree was enough to get you into most jobs available in America. Maybe they weren’t the highest paying, but a college degree wasn’t completely

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Posted By James at 9:14 AM

Friday, 2 September, 2005

Divert your eyes

I had what I would term an “uncomfortable moment” yesterday while at the park with my daughter. While we were taking a break on one of the benches that lines the playground area, a mother was undress

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Posted By James at 9:41 AM

Thursday, 1 September, 2005

Rumors, Supply and Demand, and the Mob Mentality

Let me begin this post by saying that what happened in Atlanta pales in comparison to the life and death situation people in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama are facing right now. What I’m about t

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Posted By James at 9:02 AM

Wednesday, 31 August, 2005

Don't live where Nature is nasty

I feel bad for Mississippi residents because they really are getting the short end of the stick when it comes to media attention for Hurricane Katrina. The big news before she hit was whether she wou

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Posted By James at 2:29 PM

Monday, 29 August, 2005

Pork on a toothpick

Every once in a while, I’ll have a craving for abandoned kitten meat so I’ll head on over to the local Chinese establishments in the mall’s food court to satisfy my urge for pan-fried “chicken”. One

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Posted By James at 11:33 AM

Friday, 26 August, 2005

Not-So-Best Buy

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who has the same experiences lately but I have to express my displeasure at Best Buy. I’m not a fan of shopping at all, and like most guys I go to a store knowing exa

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Posted By James at 10:57 AM

Thursday, 25 August, 2005

The Eleven Letter Conundrum

Damn, just when I thought people had exhausted the permutations on spelling my last name incorrectly, a new one pops up this week. For the Change Control software at work where we enter in requests f

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Posted By James at 10:08 AM

Friday, 19 August, 2005

Is "fartnik" a term they teach in journalism school?

Just as I was singing the praises of how the Chicago Sun-Times has overtaken the Tribune in terms of journalistic quality, the Sun-Times loses their talented TV critic, Phil Rosenthal, to the Tribune.

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Posted By James at 8:51 AM

Tuesday, 16 August, 2005

Irony? Hypocrisy? Or both?

One of the doctors my wife works with had a patient yesterday who was shot by her husband in the hospital and then he turned the gun on himself. No one knows the reason why.

In the utmost si

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Posted By James at 10:37 AM

Monday, 15 August, 2005

Organic Food

Maybe because I’m a city boy and really haven’t had much exposure to truly fresh fruit, my eyes have been opened by sampling organic fruit lately. We’ve been spending the extra money in order to give

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Posted By James at 9:15 AM

Wednesday, 10 August, 2005

Too much skin. Not enough fabric.

I’m sure I’ll find out if I’ve been out of the loop when I read the replies to this post, but I heard a pretty funny, and descriptively accurate, name for the flab that hangs over the waist of someo

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Posted By James at 7:05 AM

Monday, 8 August, 2005

Please, at least acknowledge my existence

I’ve been the recipient of rude behavior from people who serve me food and whatnot, generally from mall areas and fast food joints (in the rare events that I even go to these bastions of Minimum Wage

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Posted By James at 8:49 AM

Friday, 5 August, 2005

Employee Discount

Ever since G.M. offered their “Employee Discount” to the general public this year, sales have skyrocketed. Ford has followed suit and has also had success with this marketing scheme. I’m curious if

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Posted By James at 2:03 PM

Thursday, 4 August, 2005

Early start for school in the south

It’s very odd to see certain school districts begin their fall term the first and second weeks of August down here in metro Atlanta. I’m not sure if this is strictly a southern thing or a new trend a

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Posted By James at 11:08 AM

Wednesday, 3 August, 2005

Overworked Americans

One thing that I’ve always been resistant to, whenever possible, is the “working lunch”. I have two routines that I try to do every day if time allows. If I bring my lunch, which I do 80% of the tim

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Posted By James at 8:41 AM

Friday, 29 July, 2005

Please, take ME!!!

Have you ever experienced the frustration when the vending machine at work has a kick ass item in one of the slots, but it is behind a crappy option that never gets sold? For instance, let’s say you

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Posted By James at 8:27 AM

Wednesday, 27 July, 2005

Not exactly a “Rock n Roll moment”

Since Duran Duran was Megan’s favorite brand growing up and they are experiencing a newfound resurgence as of late, I had taped a concert of theirs on one of our high def channels for her. I watched

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Posted By James at 8:31 AM

Monday, 25 July, 2005

Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas came out earlier this year and in this game the user can inflict all sorts of mayhem on unsuspecting victims like battery, carjacking, looting, and other sorts of violen

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Posted By James at 9:00 AM

Wednesday, 20 July, 2005

An addendum to yesterday’s topic

I should have waited a day to post yesterday’s topic about bumper stickers and assorted paraphernalia on cars and trucks. As I was driving home yesterday, I encountered one of those massive 4x4 truck

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Posted By James at 12:41 PM

Wednesday, 20 July, 2005

Hey, look, it's a completely spontaneous moment!

With the popularity of TiVO and all the copycat DVRs, it was inevitable that in addition to being subjected to ads during a program, the ads (for quite some time now) have seeped into the actual progr

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Posted By James at 9:00 AM

Tuesday, 19 July, 2005

I hate you, so no; you can't cut in front of me

I’m very curious if I’m in the minority of the following “non-issue” issue. (Geez, this blog is quickly becoming the Seinfeld of blogs – all about nothing but with none of the humor that Seinfeld bro

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Posted By James at 8:32 AM

Tuesday, 12 July, 2005

At what point do we become monsters?

Lowlifes. Scumbags. Death is too good for the likes of people like them. I have heard reports from my British co-workers (a majority of my development team is based in the U.K.) that the day of the

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Posted By James at 9:17 AM

Tuesday, 12 July, 2005

Thanks for the useless info

Most large cities now have signs over the highways which give traffic alerts. Sometimes, these signs actually serve a good purpose such as when there is an Amber Alert or if there’s a huge accident a

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Posted By James at 8:48 AM

Monday, 11 July, 2005

Look at me, I'm a brave reporter

I’m sure we’ve all wondered at some point the past few year about the ludicrousness of sending reporters into the heart of a hurricane to televise the event live. With the exception of interviews wit

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Posted By James at 9:02 AM

Thursday, 7 July, 2005

Sugary goods marketing tie-ins

I try not to fall prey to marketing gimmicks involving food too often, but every once in a while there is something I just can’t resist and the kid in me forces me to impulse buy the product. In the

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Posted By James at 8:16 AM

Wednesday, 6 July, 2005

Jackie O No You Didn't

Having just turned the Life Odometer to one third of the way to 99, I’m not the most authoritative source on fashion but I feel the need to comment on a fashion trend that I do not approve of. I’m re

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Posted By James at 8:20 AM

Tuesday, 5 July, 2005

The new WTC and airport security

I don’t understand the new design for the Freedom Tower that is supposed to be erected in place of the World Trade Center towers. The original design was rejected because of security concerns and tha

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Posted By James at 10:41 AM

Wednesday, 29 June, 2005

Put your meat in its proper casing

There are certain things in life where holding your ground really is a necessity. I encountered one of these issues last week when I went to lunch in the building cafeteria. I ordered a grinder, whi

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Posted By James at 8:34 AM

Wednesday, 22 June, 2005

Shirk your responsibilities and get rich immediately

Some things just aren’t fair in life. Some days I wish I was a manic, racist, cold-footed bride-to-be who is not only not being prosecuted for her lies to the police departments that were looking for

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Posted By James at 10:09 AM

Tuesday, 21 June, 2005

So long, suckers!!

I’ve always been amused by “goodbye emails” sent out by soon-to-be-leaving coworkers. The level of b.s. and intentions to keep in touch that never materialize is always fun to read. They remind me o

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Posted By James at 8:26 AM

Tuesday, 14 June, 2005

Hello, My Name is “Product Placement”

As I was heading down to Millenium Park on the El train with friends this past weekend in Chicago, there was a girl who was in her work uniform. Nothing was unusual about that but the name on her nam

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Posted By James at 5:14 PM

Wednesday, 25 May, 2005

An easy way to agitate me

I’m in a rotten mood due to a lack of sleep the past week and a half so instead of writing about what I had planned, I am going to focus on a pet peeve of mine that occurred again yesterday.

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Posted By James at 8:56 AM

Tuesday, 17 May, 2005

Anytime, Anywhere Minutes

Filthy heathens. The unwashed masses. Yeah, I’m talking to you. You know who you are. Have you ever been made aware, through certain background noises, that someone is speaking to you on their cellpho

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Posted By James at 8:20 AM